And I tie my arms around you...

p.s. it's thursday.

Got Stress?

This stupid little joke...

...actually made me laugh out loud while sitting at my computer. I can't remember the last time that happened so I am sharing.

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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't, " said the little boy.

"I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your Daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

Sit on me.

Stretching is my new drug.
It fucking awesome.
For releaving stress, for watching tv, for posture when standing. It's the oh so good pain of excercise with WAY less effort. (and I am all about that ; )
I heart stretching!
What's cool is that when my girl and I are watching cartoons I can pretzel up in some fancy pose and say "hey baby, get on mamma's back" and max out my stretch.
Oooohhh yeah.
Three weeks and I bet I will get my splits back.