<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23558114</id><updated>2009-02-20T17:01:22.646-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Who am I kidding...</title><subtitle type='html'>This is.... err, has become just a myspace add on.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://awnamylove.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23558114/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://awnamylove.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Awna</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01425168109041965235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23558114.post-114312106705912975</id><published>2006-03-23T05:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-23T06:00:37.056-08:00</updated><title type='text'>And I tie my arms around you...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2469/564/1600/DSCN0842.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2469/564/400/DSCN0842.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;p.s. it's thursday.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23558114-114312106705912975?l=awnamylove.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://awnamylove.blogspot.com/feeds/114312106705912975/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23558114&amp;postID=114312106705912975' title='23 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23558114/posts/default/114312106705912975'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23558114/posts/default/114312106705912975'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://awnamylove.blogspot.com/2006/03/and-i-tie-my-arms-around-you.html' title='And I tie my arms around you...'/><author><name>Awna</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01425168109041965235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15839708764078019022'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>23</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23558114.post-114283849178329794</id><published>2006-03-19T23:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-19T23:08:11.783-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Got Stress?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2469/564/1600/DSCN0857.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2469/564/200/DSCN0857.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23558114-114283849178329794?l=awnamylove.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://awnamylove.blogspot.com/feeds/114283849178329794/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23558114&amp;postID=114283849178329794' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23558114/posts/default/114283849178329794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23558114/posts/default/114283849178329794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://awnamylove.blogspot.com/2006/03/got-stress.html' title='Got Stress?'/><author><name>Awna</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01425168109041965235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15839708764078019022'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23558114.post-114260971334678163</id><published>2006-03-17T07:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-17T07:35:13.360-08:00</updated><title type='text'>This stupid little joke...</title><content type='html'>...actually made me laugh out loud while sitting at my computer. I can't remember the last time that happened so I am sharing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2469/564/1600/images.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2469/564/320/images.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"No, I don't, " said the little boy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your Daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23558114-114260971334678163?l=awnamylove.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://awnamylove.blogspot.com/feeds/114260971334678163/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23558114&amp;postID=114260971334678163' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23558114/posts/default/114260971334678163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23558114/posts/default/114260971334678163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://awnamylove.blogspot.com/2006/03/this-stupid-little-joke.html' title='This stupid little joke...'/><author><name>Awna</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01425168109041965235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15839708764078019022'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23558114.post-114228738984926310</id><published>2006-03-13T13:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-13T14:03:09.863-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sit on me.</title><content type='html'>Stretching is my new drug.&lt;br /&gt;It fucking awesome. &lt;br /&gt;For releaving stress, for watching tv, for posture when standing. It's the oh so good pain of excercise with WAY less effort. (and I am all about that ; )&lt;br /&gt;I heart stretching!&lt;br /&gt;What's cool is that when my girl and I are watching cartoons I can pretzel up in some fancy pose and say "hey baby, get on mamma's back" and max out my stretch.&lt;br /&gt;Oooohhh yeah. &lt;br /&gt;Three weeks and I bet I will get my splits back.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23558114-114228738984926310?l=awnamylove.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://awnamylove.blogspot.com/feeds/114228738984926310/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23558114&amp;postID=114228738984926310' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23558114/posts/default/114228738984926310'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23558114/posts/default/114228738984926310'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://awnamylove.blogspot.com/2006/03/sit-on-me.html' title='Sit on me.'/><author><name>Awna</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01425168109041965235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15839708764078019022'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry></feed>